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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

A Real Man


A Real Man
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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
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He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
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No....wait...
sorry~~~
I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.

Never mind.

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13 comments:

  1. SherriAugust 25, 2010 at 4:52 AM

    LOL This is great!! I was reading along and thinking to myself that you were describing the perfect.... who I don't believe really exists... and then the punch (wine) line at the end! Fabulous!

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  2. FrikoAugust 25, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    Bother!
    I thought you were going to end by telling me where I could find this perfect specimen.
    Oh well, there's bound to be a bottle lurking in the kitchen.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 25, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    Ha! That is all!

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  4. Teresa EvangelineAugust 25, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    Love it! Thanks for starting my day with a great laugh. Wine, a more dependable spirit.

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  5. KellyAugust 25, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    Love it!

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  6. AnonymousAugust 25, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    Yeah, until that perfect bottle lets itself be sipped by a younger woman! Then you are forced to smash it against the wall.....

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  7. kjAugust 25, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    To think I actually live with a man that resembles the narrative... Sickening, huh! The bad thing about being with such a nice person is that you always feel less than, or undeserving -- like why me.

    Oh, woe is me to have such troubles. : )

    Oh yes, and how I love a wonderful bottle of wine!

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  8. UnknownAugust 26, 2010 at 2:36 AM

    lol ... excellent.

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  9. UnknownAugust 26, 2010 at 2:55 AM

    Does this mean you don't want to enjoy a glass of wine with me? ; )

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  10. Jackie August 26, 2010 at 5:20 AM

    LOL!!! Too funny :)
    Thanks for stopping by - I'm following u now.

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  11. ManzanitaAugust 26, 2010 at 6:59 AM

    Thanks ladies for stopping by and leaving fun comments. Just a little day brightener, Big.... We'll include you in our glass of wine because you appreciate us!
    Have an illustrious day and a great weekend.
    Manzanita

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  12. Gerry's Soap N StuffAugust 26, 2010 at 10:21 AM

    "Another Manzanita Special"

    I truly enjoy reading what comes from your head, Dear Lady.

    Gerry

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  13. ManzanitaAugust 26, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    Gerry... Likewise, my Dear.

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